Wife: “Pumpkin spice creamer is availble!”
Me: “too soon!”
Wife: “YOU MORAL MONSTER. GET THEE BEHIND ME SATAN!”
Dad by day, and by night, also a dad. I teach US national security in Arizona.
Wife: “Pumpkin spice creamer is availble!”
Me: “too soon!”
Wife: “YOU MORAL MONSTER. GET THEE BEHIND ME SATAN!”