“Look, guys, some people have the Constitution or drugs.

I have October.”

—my wife

Remember the time I bought an expensive wine to share with my wife who had a rough week and then my toddler dumped her backwash filled cup of water and ice into my wine glass because ::checks notes:: “sharing”? Yeah, me too. Good times.

Flew through Dulles this week for the first time in ages. He was a great statesman, and we should do more than just name an airport after him.

Oh, and these are cool.

Snagged the first pumpkin pie of the season. Somewhat early, but it was on sale. It did not disappoint. Bonus points: kids were stoked.

First time for everything I suppose. Arrived before TSA has opened security.

Less than a week away from my (first) trip to Canada. Anyone from Montreal who has tips on good food hit me up.

TFW when you discover an extra 3,000 words for your book manuscript that didn’t transfer over from one program to the next, thereby solving the puzzle of why you felt like you were behind. It’s happening, folks.

So our A/C went out in the middle of the night. Here’s hoping (a) we can get a technician out to inspect it today, and (b) it’s something small and not that we need a new unit.

Nicole Auerbach on the 8 billion dollar BigTen media rights deal.

The Big Bang didn’t happen 🗞🧐